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August 16, 2025

Trump Announces Bold Plan to “Return Alaska” to Russia, Calls It a ‘Friendly Real Estate Deal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that stunned historians, economists, and anyone with a globe, former President Donald Trump announced today that he would “make history again” by giving Alaska…

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August 14, 2025

Trump Nominates Ghislaine Maxwell, P. Diddy, and Bill Cosby for Kennedy Center Honors, Says It’s “Time to Celebrate the Real America”

In a press conference that began with the words “You’re not gonna believe this, folks,” former President Donald Trump announced his nominees for the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors: socialite Ghislaine…

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May 15, 2025

Trump Lists White House on Zillow: “Make Me an Offer I Can’t Refuse”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has stunned political analysts, real estate agents, and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, former President Donald J. Trump has announced that he is…

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May 3, 2025

White House Announces Donald J. Trump is the New Pope

In a surprise announcement early Thursday morning, the White House confirmed that former President Donald J. Trump has been elected as the new Pope of the Catholic Church, a move…

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April 30, 2025

“The Left Falls for Grandpa Don: A Senile Revolution”

In a stunning twist that has political analysts blinking at their screens like Windows 95 computers, former President Donald J. Trump has seen a meteoric rise in approval ratings among…

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April 26, 2025

Trump Unveils 5D Chess Strategy, Leaves Experts, Scientists, and Time Itself Confused

In a move that has baffled political analysts, physicists, and several farm animals, former President Donald Trump announced today that he is “already winning” at 5D chess — a game…